Too sweet not to reblog.
Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
Boy: Why baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John-
- 15 minutes later-
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Babe?
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Hahaha, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
I can always put smiles behind tears. That I can always hide my sorrows with a wink. That I can pretend to be totally fine even if my heart is broken apart. </3
Teacher: "Ok class get out a piece of paper."
Me: "LOOK AT ME NOW!"
Teacher: "What?"
Me: "I'm getting paaperrrr!"
Kung mahal ka nyan, gagawa yan ng effort para ipakita at iparamdam sayo na mahal ka nya. Di puro excuses at alibis para pagmukain ka lang tanga. :)
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PAPA JACK SAID #670: KUNG MABIGAT NA MABIGAT NA ANG DIBDIB MO AT HINDI MO NA KAYA, IIYAK MO YAN PARA MAKAMOVE ON KA AGAD. HUWAG KANG MAGPANGGAP NA MASAYA AT MALAKAS SA IBA KUNG HINDI NAMAN TALAGA.
SCARY vs. SCARIER
Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
THIS is how a man should look when he sees his wife in her wedding dress. Overjoyed with love and excitement. He should have tears in his eyes knowing she is going to be with him forever. How could you not look at your future wife and not cry at how beautiful she looks on her wedding day? Cmon now.
INGGIT MUCH :S
